plateau's Xanga

Monday, February 06, 2006

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:52:17 GMT

ho yea. i hate shah alam.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 15:30:43 GMT

I've neglected my xanga.

Anything new?

I need updates peeps!

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 01:00:51 GMT

Curik from somebody's xanga. Funny shit! Readdd:

1) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M

2) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

3) Binatang ape power Karate?
Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

4) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

5) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

6) Saya ade 3 kepala, 4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong.

7) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?
Answer: Usus

8) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut

9) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Answer: Neneknye si katak

10) Knape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'

11) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
- Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'

12) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang.

13) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
Answer: Tukang gali kubur

14) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Answer: Tahi hidung

15) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat.

16) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa. gile ape.

17) Gajah terbang dengan ape?
Answer: Dengan susah payah.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Tue, 20 Sep 2005 14:01:34 GMT

To my love wardah, finally you're blogging heheh. I don't blog here much so yea, imma only read your entries rather than you reading mine

By the way, I can see you from here *waves*

Monday, July 25, 2005

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 02:21:59 GMT

huuuaarrgghhh i'm so freaking bored!!!!

haven't printed out my assignment yet.

you DON'T!!!! uuuwwwaaaa

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Sun, 29 May 2005 12:49:23 GMT

[NOW]
happy or sad: in between
sleepy or awake: awake
hungry or full: full like heyyyll
dirty or clean: very clean cause i just showered
single or taken: taken
alone or with someone beside u: with my niece beside me. she's playing boggle
sick or healthy: healthy

[WHAT]
you last ate: roast chicken with yummy potatoes
you last drank: ice cream soda
you wearing now: kaftan
are you thinking of: the o.c. ouhh can't wait!
are you wishing for: a car and 800billion pounds sterling
do you overuse: hmmm. body wash. i like to lather myself most of the time
do you take for granted: money. love. time

[WHO]
do you miss the most: right now? my girls
do you love: my family. my sayang. my friends
do you feel most happy with: my family. my sayang. my friends.
makes you laugh like a maniac: my sayang. mi amigas.
makes u sleepy: lecturers lol!
makes you cry: my sayang most of the time
makes you angry: as above and my nieces heheh
enlightens you: my sayang and my nieces and my baby zayd
ill-treats you: this one psychotic bitch. but it's ok cause it's vice versa
are your good friends: they know who they are

[WHEN]
is your birthday: january 29th 1983
is your loved one's birthday: september 21st 1982
is your wedding anniversary: gahahha
is the happiest day of your life: almost everyday during all of my breaks from school
moments in life that was my happiest: loads to choose from
is the last time you did something for the first time:
did you last swear: 10 minutes ago
did you last have a fight: this morning
did you last cry: hmm. last month?

[HOW]
do you break off with someone: situational. next!
do you overcome depression: ciggies and pulverise my own properties
do you live your life: i live my life as carefree as i can and with loads of laughter & love
do you make friends: i have no idea
do you pass your time: surfing the internet and watch the telly
do you pass your exams: by studying *duh*
do you find yourself: i find myself very sarcastic, very ill tempered and funny as fugg

[WHY]
do you normally get angry: when things don't go my way, people will suffer my wrath. that's it
do you cry: cause i'm a crybaby
are you who you are: because i am me and i like being me heheh
are you doing this survey: because i want to damnit

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Sat, 28 May 2005 05:53:47 GMT

I decided to shutdown my other xanga account cause I don't need two xangas. So just now I cooked. My bestie said it's the surprise of the century (to her at least). The spaghetti tastes good too. It's called shredded roast chicken with sundried tomatoes spaghetti. Ok I made the name up but the contents are all that. I love sundried tomatoes *salivates*

So yay, I'm off to Shell now. I'm outta cancer sticks

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Sun, 22 May 2005 07:26:13 GMT

test. what the hell is this protected thingy?

and ouh, i've two xangas. i just remembered that i've had this one since i dunno what year.

so since i lupe, i created another one the other day. click pissedproc@xanga hokay?

lalalla. bosan nak mampos!

Sunday, December 14, 2003

Sun, 14 Dec 2003 08:12:32 GMT

Blergh. Why am i feeling dreadful all of the sudden?

I'm left alone once again in turmoil and in a thunderous rage of boredom. Can life gets any duller? I'd love to trade my life with anybody who thinks his/her life's boring because it is becoming too fastpaced. I want actions, excitement and everything opposite of my so called life.

Where are my friends when i need them the most? One of my girlfriends in ITM once told me that she and her friends have this connection where they can sense unhappiness, sadness and whatever not of each other's. I wish i have such connection with my friends. Come to think of it, are they really my friends?

Bahhhh. I've had enough of feeling like shit. I want out (not die!). I just wanna escape this dysfunctional mind of mine as soon as possible. Somebody save me!!!

Thursday, December 04, 2003

Thu, 04 Dec 2003 11:49:29 GMT

YOU & I BOTH

words & music by jason mraz

Was it you who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me

Oh things are gonna happen naturally

And taking your advice I'm looking on the bright side

And balancing the whole thing

But often times those words get tangled up in lines

And the bright lights turn to night

Until the dawn it brings

A little bird who'll sing about the magic that was you and me

Cause you and I both loved

What you and I spoke of

Others only dream of the love that I love

See I'm all about them words

Over numbers, unencumbered numbered words

Hundreds of pages, pages, pages forwards

More words then I had ever heard and I feel so alive

Now you and I, you and I

Not so little you and I anymore

And with this silence brings a moral story

more importantly evolving is the glory of a boy

you and I both loved what you and I spoke of

and others just read of and if you could see now

well I'm already finally out of

and it's okay if you have go away

just remember the telephone works both ways

and if I never ever hear it ring

if nothing else I'll think the bells inside

have finally found you someone else and that's okay

cause I'll remember everything you sang

you and I both loved what you and I spoke of

and others just read of and if you could see now

well I'm already finally out of words.